Pretty sure that’s how it went down. There’s no other explanation to why there are so many of them.
DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU
Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough
wow why the fuck would you say that
Lucite Tokki | Dear Deer
It’s like jingle bells and Charlie brown! I love it!
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.
L: AhahahaHAHAHAHA! S: !!… Laito! L: Ah, that was the best! THE BEST Subaru-kun! Letting me see such an amazing woman! Ahaha~ today is such a good day! S: Ugh… what are you talking about!? L: Ah~… it’s really unbearable! Subaru-kun’s attachment to bitch-chan, his desire to monopolize, and his warped lust! All of it excites me!! S: As I thought… you’re the ultimate pervert, huh. L: Ehe~.. I’ll be taking those words as a compliment. Your jealousy is really a pleasant thing to me, ahaha. [00:50] S: Ah?! JEALOUSY?! L: Oh? Aren’t you jealous? Extremely? Ufu, the reason Subaru-kun is so annoyed is that.. S: Fuck that! There’s no way it’s that! Don’t make me laugh!! It’s not like I… to this girl… L: Mm, tsk tsk tsk. Subaru-kun isn’t very honest, is he. What I said is the truth. You’re– S: SHUT UP! *breaks something* L: Woah! Geez… when I hit the nail on the head every time I’d like it if you didn’t break the things around us. Look, bitch-chan is also scared, isn’t she? Am I right?